Wrestling,Wrestling,Wrestling

I know my last few posts have been all about wrestling and I'm sorry....Ok I'm not sorry. It's just that it's close to Wrestlemania and I find it hard to want to write about anything else right now. I will get back to ranting about other things after Wrestlemania, except maybe to rant about the outcomes I don't agree with. We will have to wait and see. And speaking of Wrestlemania.......

The Eyeball's Wrestlemania 23 Predictions

Chris Benoit(champ) vs MVP for the United States Championship

I don't like MVP. He's got a dumb gimmick and he's not that good of a wrestler. Benoit is so much better. Look for a tap-out early in this one.
Winner: Chris Benoit

Kane vs The Great Khali

Kane is big and mean and carring around a big hook. I still don't think that will be enough.
Winner: The Great Khali

Melina(champ) vs Ashley for the Womens Championship, Lumberjill match

Here are two ladies that don't deserve to be champions. Ashley is only in this match because she was in Playboy. Melina is only here because they didn't want Ashley to fight another babyface. I would rather see Mickie James vs Victoria. Or batter yet, bring back Trish Stratus.
Winner: Who Cares

Ecw Originals vs The New Breed

This is a no brainer.
Winners: ECW Originals

Edge vs CM Punk vs King Booker vs Jeff Hardy vs Matt Hardy vs Mr. Kennedy vs Finlay vs Randy Orton / Money in the Bank Ladder Match

I hate to break it to Edge, but his Wrestlemania winner streak will be over. These are some great competitors but only one will prevail. My pick should come as no surprise to anyone.
Winner: Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Kennedy



Kennedy

Umaga vs Bobby Lashley /Stone Cold Special Ref./Battle of the Billionares

Trump's hair is safe. By the end of this one McMahon will be bald and probably will suffer a Stunner. Estrada will also get a stunner, as will Umaga. Trump and Lashley will then enjoy a "cold one" with Austin, then he may even stun them.
Winner: Bobby Lashley

Batista(champ) vs The Undertaker for The World Heavyweight Championship

Title vs Undefeated streak. The Dead Man will leave with his streak intact even if he doesn't leave with the title
Winner: The Undertaker

John Cena(champ) vs Shawn Michaels for The WWE Championship

This could go either way. My belief is that McMahon will want to set up a HBK/Triple H feud when the game returns. One way to accomplish this is to make HBK the champ.
Winner: Shawn Michaels

There it is, my predictions for Wreslemania. If you have any predictions of your own please leave a comment. I'm The Eyeball, and that's the way I see it.