Monday, April 16, 2007

Random Questions

I have a few questions to ask. These are just random thought I have had the past few weeks. I have been so obsessed with wrestling I have not been able to write or rant about any of them. So, I decided to just ask the questions and see if I could find some answers. I do reserve the right to create a rant about any one of these questions at a later date. Well, here goes:

Why do rappers which call themselves "gangstas" complain about people that "steal" their music off the Internet. If they are true "gangstas" they should understand shouldn't they?

Why do they call the Colts Peyton Manning's team?

Why has Peyton Manning never been on the cover of a Madden game?(I wish he would.)

Why can't "Pacman" Jones behave?

What is the fascination with Anna Nicole Smith's life, death, burial, and baby?

Why is "Dog" Chapman being prosecuted for putting a serial rapist behind bars?

When will people learn how to park?

When will people learn how to drive?

Why do all the cable networks keep changing their programming, just when I get used to watching a certain show at a certain time?

Can't we all just get along?

Why do people think Will Ferrell is funny?

Do you feel lucky?

Well do ya?

Will the U.S. troops ever leave Iraq?

Why does Hollywood keep remaking movies that were made just fine to begin with?

If the government wants to see a drop in crime, why don't they use the death penalty more?

If we ever find a way to use solar energy to run all the cars in the world, will the government charge us a sun tax?

And finally....

What's this action?

If anybody has any answers, or another question or two, please leave a comment. I'm The Eyeball, and that's what I'm looking for.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y do u want 2 see manning on maddens game?

3:26 PM  
Blogger The Eyeball said...

Thank's for the question. I guess the "Madden Curse" isn't common knowledge. I will give you a brief history. Before '99 John Madden appeared on the cover. When they started using players strange things began to happen. After a player would appear on the cover they would have a bad season or an injury. I will give you a rundown:

Garrison Hearst-('99) Broken ankle.

Barry Sanders & Dorsey Levins-('00) Sanders retired, Levins only rushed for 224 yards all season.

Eddie George-('01) Averaged only 3 yards per carry and only 5 TD's all season.

Daunte Culpepper-('02) 13 interceptions, only 14 TD's, and a knee injury to end his season.

Marshall Faulk-('03) Suffered an ankle injury.

Micheal Vick-('04) Suffered a broken leg which caused him to miss all but 5 games.

Ray Lewis-('05) Broke his wrist, and had his first season with 0 interceptions.

Donovan McNabb-('06) Suffered a hernia and had to have surgery

Shaun Alexander-('07) Suffered a broken foot.

Peyton Manning-('08) I hope.

9:21 AM  

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